Watermelon Coaching For Hire

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Re: Watermelon Coaching For Hire

Post by LittleDicky » Sun Aug 02, 2015 3:42 am

An edited video of all the mechanics, combined together from many replays. With pauses and pointers, where you explain what, where, why and how with your sexy voice. Sticky the video here in forums so all future nubs can be redirected here.

To get it all together might take couple of days + learning basics of video editing maybe. Donation button with set $$$ goal like it once was with developer update. Donators get credited in video. Many views, very fame and watermelon acquired new video editing skills on top of that.
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Re: Watermelon Coaching For Hire

Post by Watermelon » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:14 pm

LittleDicky wrote:An edited video of all the mechanics, combined together from many replays. With pauses and pointers, where you explain what, where, why and how with your sexy voice. Sticky the video here in forums so all future nubs can be redirected here.

To get it all together might take couple of days + learning basics of video editing maybe. Donation button with set $$$ goal like it once was with developer update. Donators get credited in video. Many views, very fame and watermelon acquired new video editing skills on top of that.
I'm pretty good at video editing and would be willing to do this if the community wants it.
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Re: Watermelon Coaching For Hire

Post by MoS » Sun Aug 02, 2015 4:03 pm

Can I pay with frogs?
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Re: Watermelon Coaching For Hire

Post by carlito » Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:00 pm

Im gay
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Re: Watermelon Coaching For Hire

Post by Cubs » Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:13 pm

carlito wrote:Im gay
Dude same
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Re: Watermelon Coaching For Hire

Post by Watermelon » Sun Aug 02, 2015 8:35 pm

Updated with a team package, as many teams have expressed interest
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Re: Watermelon Coaching For Hire

Post by Tenkz » Mon Aug 03, 2015 6:22 pm

I believe you're too emo to offer coaching. Definitely wouldn't recommend this to any tools who are considering this.

God forbid you get owner again you parasite.
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Re: Watermelon Coaching For Hire

Post by OptimusReim » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:36 pm

do you accept starbucks gift cards?
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Re: Watermelon Coaching For Hire

Post by Marker » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:57 pm

Tenkz wrote:I believe you're too emo to offer coaching. Definitely wouldn't recommend this to any tools who are considering this.

God forbid you get owner again you parasite.
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Re: Watermelon Coaching For Hire

Post by Watermelon » Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:30 pm

Tenkz wrote:I believe you're too emo to offer coaching. Definitely wouldn't recommend this to any tools who are considering this.

God forbid you get owner again you parasite.
Thanks for bumping my thread with your unprecedented salt.

I brought you into the ZH group from a pub, I drafted you higher than most of the league would have, and I coached you for hours upon hours to help you get better. God forbid I do that for anyone else. I am such a monster. :oops:

I assume you are mad because I removed you from our heroes party. I only did it because you're the kind of person who will sit and verbally attack the team instead of just playing, and I didn't feel like dealing with it. Get over it, move on, ask that girl out.
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