-----> ELITE <------ Season 7 draft analysis (OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS) (MEMES) (NO MERCY)

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-----> ELITE <------ Season 7 draft analysis (OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS) (MEMES) (NO MERCY)

Post by DerrocK » Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:16 pm

Logik's team

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ranking: lulgik 1st overall
Path to victory: bribe managers for league games before 21:00

Tyrion's team
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ranking: nuclear explosion
Path to victory: sharp/snake are actually tomek/poodle and maget stops drinking vodka

Axl's team

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ranking: champions (sanji factor)
path to victory: vapour shows up and shusuke faces shit goalies

Slide's team

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ranking: season 6 without goalie
path to victory: score 10 goals per game

Gust's team

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ranking: gust probe goalie
path to victory: junky smurfs on strymx

McDoudles' team

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ranking: better than trump's wall
path to victory: they face elharion goalie every game

Eiki's team

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ranking: luffy+cola=win
path to victory: junky gets good internet

AngryTits' team

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ranking: 1st place in APM
path to victory: feloning to not get banned for ac
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Re: -----> ELITE <------ Season 7 draft analysis (OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS) (MEMES) (NO MERCY)

Post by Lime » Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:33 pm

Probably the most accurate analysis I've ever seen, gg 8/8
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Post by MoS » Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:46 pm

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Post by DiemodsLOL » Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:07 pm

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Re: -----> ELITE <------ Season 7 draft analysis (OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS) (MEMES) (NO MERCY)

Post by Slide » Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:17 pm

by far best post
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Re: -----> ELITE <------ Season 7 draft analysis (OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS) (MEMES) (NO MERCY)

Post by Watermelon » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:03 pm

path to victory: watermelon takes vacation to france for the holidays
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Re: -----> ELITE <------ Season 7 draft analysis (OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS) (MEMES) (NO MERCY)

Post by Elharion » Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:55 pm

Logik Team:
Offense: Pretty good until bans
Defense: Lavrans and three steven hawkings
Prediction: Sunshine trolls, tenkz gets banned, and logik quits owner before midway point.

Tyr Team:
Offense: Pretty good
Defense: Drunk
Prediction: Maget gets drunk and snake rages at him, by the end of the season half the team won't want to make the playoffs.

Axl Team:
Offense: Depends on the goalie.
Defense: Attendance Problems
Prediction: Good team if masu has 0 games

Slide Team:
Offense: Stacked
Defense: Tripping over eachother
Prediction: All goalies except tk quit and mets opts in lul

Gust Team:
Offense: Good I guess
Defense: Good if there was a goalie to protect
Prediction: Whole team uninstalls by game 6

Mcdoudles Team:
Offense: Only the best
Defense: Gonna be a rough season for BoooM
Prediction: Mcdoudles benches his whole team and starts probes out of rage

Eiki Team:
Offense: Salty
Defense: Saltier
Prediction: Luffy benched and/or banned for bm, junky develops severe depression, corsi goes probe

AngryTits Team:
Offense: Depends if eric is there
Defense: Coftea legend
Prediction: Does about as well as opmm in clan ladder
Rush, rush, gets his hacks from crush, he's a first rounder who gets carried by dust
Logik admit it you're copying poodle diving in the defense just not diving on duckslayers account first
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Re: -----> ELITE <------ Season 7 draft analysis (OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS) (MEMES) (NO MERCY)

Post by generalxl » Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:04 am

can I retire in the mid season like shusu too?
Shoot like no tomorrow >:D
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Post by Tenkz » Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:30 pm

Elharion wrote:Defense: Lavrans and three steven hawkings
haha wow real fuckin original my guy xD
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Re: -----> ELITE <------ Season 7 draft analysis (OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS) (MEMES) (NO MERCY)

Post by Alassau » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:16 am

Funniest post ever :lol:
Slide's team picture made me pee a little bit
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